Leman sudah berusia hampir 35 tahun tetapi masih belum berkahwin. Bukannya tak
hensem tetapi dia tidak tahu macam mana nak mengorat awek. Atas alasan itu, dia
mengambil keputusan untuk membujang sahaja.
Satu malam, dia teringin untuk melakukan hubungan seks. Satu perkara yang tidak
pernah dilakukan sepanjang hidupnya. Jadi, dia telah ke pekan untuk mencari
seorang pelacur. Setelah berjumpa, Leman membawa pelacur itu balik ke
rumahnya.... Apabila Leman handak memulakannya, tiba-tiba pelacur itu menolak
Leman...
Leman: Kenapa?
Pelacur: Awak perlu memakai Kondom dahulu...
Leman: Kondom tu hapa?
Pelacur: Nah.. ambil ni dan sarungkan pada awak punya tuuu.. Kalau awak tak
pakai kondom, saya akan mengandung....
Leman: Oooo...
Lima tahun berlalu... Kisah tersebut masih dalam ingatan Leman. Tetapi masih
ada perkara yang masih diragukan... Lalu Leman mencapai telefon dan mendail
nombor hanphone pelacur itu.
Leman: Hello... Saya Leman, Ingat Lagi? Lima Tahun dulu saya ada booking
awak....
Pelacur: Ye.. Ye.. Ingat... Kenapa?
Leman: Saya nak tanya sikit, bila boleh saya tanggalkan kondom ni?
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Sunday, November 9, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Better Sex For Couples
Effective Ways To Better Sex For Couples
There are proven methods to improve sexual performance and pleasure among couples. However, various couples struggle with different challenges. One couple may be dealing with erectile dysfunction in the male partner, another with lack of sex drive in the female or male partner. Some couples have too much stress in their lives that’s not managed properly and this negatively affects their sexual experience and intimacy. For others a lack of creativity is the major cause of disinterest and boredom and has lead to poor sexual performance and desire. The mistake that happens often is when couples use an inappropriate method for treating the problem. You see, all of the conditions listed above are encountered by many couples and each problem requires a unique solution. Additional problems and frustrations occur when a couple uses the wrong method to treat their specific problem, for instance using a drug or other method as the "cure all" for what is lacking in their sexual experience. An example would be someone using a medication or other herbal substance that is intended to treat erectile dysfunction, but that person thinks that the substance will increase sexual desire, which is not the case because that is not how the substance was designed to work.
Erectile Dysfunction
This is also referred to as "impotence" in men. It is the condition in which the male partner has a sex drive (very important), can get an erection (or at least start the process), but is unable to maintain an erection for the intended duration of sex or until an orgasm is reached. This condition is appropriately treated with medications. And you can treat it with natural substances also. The medications used to treat erectile dysfunction belong to a class of drugs called phosphodiesterase inhibitors. Included in this class are the drugs Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. They are effective in treating impotence because they cause more complete filling of the penis with blood and allows the penis to remain engorged for a longer period of time, usually long enough to reach climax and sometimes even beyond that. Viagra has proven effective in enhancing sexual pleasure in women in a similar way by increasing blood circulation to the vaginal area. Levitra has been proven to help treat erectile dysfunction in men that also suffer one or more other illnesses that compound the problem. Among them are diabetes, high blood pressure, and hyperlipidemia (high cholesterol levels in the blood). There are also natural herbal products that help treat erectile dysfunction without the side effects that may be encountered with these medications.
It is important to consult your primary doctor in determining whether any of the medications are the best option for you, especially if you have a history of heart disease or low blood pressure.
Lack of Sex Drive
This is when there is no desire to participate in sexual activities. There are different causes for this condition. Stress can be a factor. Many medications have decreased sex drive as a side effect. Depression is a cause, especially when it leads to physical inactivity. Even our diets can contribute, directly and indirectly, to lack of sex drive and performance in men and women. It is important to distinguish lack of sex drive from erectile dysfunction, here's why. Let’s say a man has no or low sex drive and becomes frustrated because he is unable to become aroused sexually for his partner, yet he believes that Viagra (a treatment for erectile dysfunction) will help solve the problem. He will more than likely become more frustrated because that is not how Viagra works. It was not formulated to stimulate or increase sex drive. With Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra there needs to be sexual arousal which releases certain enzymes or chemicals into the bloodstream that allow the meds to be effective. Without arousal this does not occur. There are some natural ways to increase testosterone levels that have been proven to dramatically increase sex drive. There are even foods that help with this. Exercise is a great way to enhance testosterone levels and sex drive in a safe way, but some forms of exercise are more effective than others.
Stress Anxiety Depression
I put these together because they can be closely related if we don't manage them properly. Unmanaged stress and anxiety often lead to depression. High stress, anxiety, and depression are major inhibitors of good sexual and general health. It is true that great sex has to do with the right mental stimulation and attitude and nothing negatively impacts the right mind set more than high stress, anxiety, or depression. We manage these conditions by incorporating things that make our lives more balanced. Some ways include; diet and exercise, involving ourselves in more spiritual pursuits, committing more time for the family, or it could be just getting rid of things that make you stressed, anxious, or depressed. Usually effective management involves some of everything. The important thing is that you take action to get them under control. They can be managed effectively by most of us.
Lack of Creativity and Romance
Some couples kill their sex lives when they stop being creative. Even sex, as pleasurable as it is, can become old and even boring if we stop being creative. You see, creativity starts the mental process that sets the stage for great sex. Creativity gets our minds involved in the act. Let's face it, anyone can do it or go through the motions, but to really have great sex involves a bit more from the mind and body together. Remember when you first met your partner and how you felt. The excitement you felt during that time was a motivating force that helped you think up ways to show them how much you cared. And your efforts payed off in a good way, didn’t they? I will let you know that by involving the mind in thinking of creative ways to communicate your affection towards your partner can engender the same excitement you felt when you first met. It will make a difference in improving your chances for great sex every time.
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There are proven methods to improve sexual performance and pleasure among couples. However, various couples struggle with different challenges. One couple may be dealing with erectile dysfunction in the male partner, another with lack of sex drive in the female or male partner. Some couples have too much stress in their lives that’s not managed properly and this negatively affects their sexual experience and intimacy. For others a lack of creativity is the major cause of disinterest and boredom and has lead to poor sexual performance and desire. The mistake that happens often is when couples use an inappropriate method for treating the problem. You see, all of the conditions listed above are encountered by many couples and each problem requires a unique solution. Additional problems and frustrations occur when a couple uses the wrong method to treat their specific problem, for instance using a drug or other method as the "cure all" for what is lacking in their sexual experience. An example would be someone using a medication or other herbal substance that is intended to treat erectile dysfunction, but that person thinks that the substance will increase sexual desire, which is not the case because that is not how the substance was designed to work.
Erectile Dysfunction
This is also referred to as "impotence" in men. It is the condition in which the male partner has a sex drive (very important), can get an erection (or at least start the process), but is unable to maintain an erection for the intended duration of sex or until an orgasm is reached. This condition is appropriately treated with medications. And you can treat it with natural substances also. The medications used to treat erectile dysfunction belong to a class of drugs called phosphodiesterase inhibitors. Included in this class are the drugs Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. They are effective in treating impotence because they cause more complete filling of the penis with blood and allows the penis to remain engorged for a longer period of time, usually long enough to reach climax and sometimes even beyond that. Viagra has proven effective in enhancing sexual pleasure in women in a similar way by increasing blood circulation to the vaginal area. Levitra has been proven to help treat erectile dysfunction in men that also suffer one or more other illnesses that compound the problem. Among them are diabetes, high blood pressure, and hyperlipidemia (high cholesterol levels in the blood). There are also natural herbal products that help treat erectile dysfunction without the side effects that may be encountered with these medications.
It is important to consult your primary doctor in determining whether any of the medications are the best option for you, especially if you have a history of heart disease or low blood pressure.
Lack of Sex Drive
This is when there is no desire to participate in sexual activities. There are different causes for this condition. Stress can be a factor. Many medications have decreased sex drive as a side effect. Depression is a cause, especially when it leads to physical inactivity. Even our diets can contribute, directly and indirectly, to lack of sex drive and performance in men and women. It is important to distinguish lack of sex drive from erectile dysfunction, here's why. Let’s say a man has no or low sex drive and becomes frustrated because he is unable to become aroused sexually for his partner, yet he believes that Viagra (a treatment for erectile dysfunction) will help solve the problem. He will more than likely become more frustrated because that is not how Viagra works. It was not formulated to stimulate or increase sex drive. With Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra there needs to be sexual arousal which releases certain enzymes or chemicals into the bloodstream that allow the meds to be effective. Without arousal this does not occur. There are some natural ways to increase testosterone levels that have been proven to dramatically increase sex drive. There are even foods that help with this. Exercise is a great way to enhance testosterone levels and sex drive in a safe way, but some forms of exercise are more effective than others.
Stress Anxiety Depression
I put these together because they can be closely related if we don't manage them properly. Unmanaged stress and anxiety often lead to depression. High stress, anxiety, and depression are major inhibitors of good sexual and general health. It is true that great sex has to do with the right mental stimulation and attitude and nothing negatively impacts the right mind set more than high stress, anxiety, or depression. We manage these conditions by incorporating things that make our lives more balanced. Some ways include; diet and exercise, involving ourselves in more spiritual pursuits, committing more time for the family, or it could be just getting rid of things that make you stressed, anxious, or depressed. Usually effective management involves some of everything. The important thing is that you take action to get them under control. They can be managed effectively by most of us.
Lack of Creativity and Romance
Some couples kill their sex lives when they stop being creative. Even sex, as pleasurable as it is, can become old and even boring if we stop being creative. You see, creativity starts the mental process that sets the stage for great sex. Creativity gets our minds involved in the act. Let's face it, anyone can do it or go through the motions, but to really have great sex involves a bit more from the mind and body together. Remember when you first met your partner and how you felt. The excitement you felt during that time was a motivating force that helped you think up ways to show them how much you cared. And your efforts payed off in a good way, didn’t they? I will let you know that by involving the mind in thinking of creative ways to communicate your affection towards your partner can engender the same excitement you felt when you first met. It will make a difference in improving your chances for great sex every time.
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Oral Sex
Hello Doc,
I’m sure you've been asked this question before. My girlfriend does not want to perform oral sex on me. Is there a way I can get her to change her mind? I mean, ever since the day she told me, I've been fine with it. I told her I had no problem with it. And she doesn’t know that I feel this way. I much rather have her do it than not do it. So is there a way to get her to change her mind at all?
=================
Hello!
You bet there is.
First of all, you need to come clean about your desire for oral sex. Since you've told her otherwise (in effect, lying to her) she doesn't get the opportunity to deal with her own issues surrounding it.
Explain to her that you knew (or sensed) that she wasn't into it and; rather than creating an issue around it, you chose to tell her a little white lie. Now that you're relationship is going well you want to start expanding up your sexual scope to include other fun sex like oral sex, etc.
You should also explain to her that while it's not a deal breaker, you want more variety in your sex and that you'll help her learn to be really good at it. More important, it'll be fun!
At the same time, get her to talk about what she'd like to see more of too. Just as you grow your relationship to be closer and better, you need to focus on doing the same thing with your sex life.
As I constantly tell people, bad relationships that have great sex will continue to survive, but good relationships with bad sex almost always fail.
It's important to have your needs met and to meet hers as well.
Best regards...
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I’m sure you've been asked this question before. My girlfriend does not want to perform oral sex on me. Is there a way I can get her to change her mind? I mean, ever since the day she told me, I've been fine with it. I told her I had no problem with it. And she doesn’t know that I feel this way. I much rather have her do it than not do it. So is there a way to get her to change her mind at all?
=================
Hello!
You bet there is.
First of all, you need to come clean about your desire for oral sex. Since you've told her otherwise (in effect, lying to her) she doesn't get the opportunity to deal with her own issues surrounding it.
Explain to her that you knew (or sensed) that she wasn't into it and; rather than creating an issue around it, you chose to tell her a little white lie. Now that you're relationship is going well you want to start expanding up your sexual scope to include other fun sex like oral sex, etc.
You should also explain to her that while it's not a deal breaker, you want more variety in your sex and that you'll help her learn to be really good at it. More important, it'll be fun!
At the same time, get her to talk about what she'd like to see more of too. Just as you grow your relationship to be closer and better, you need to focus on doing the same thing with your sex life.
As I constantly tell people, bad relationships that have great sex will continue to survive, but good relationships with bad sex almost always fail.
It's important to have your needs met and to meet hers as well.
Best regards...
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Monday, November 3, 2008
Kakak Tua Kaki Skodeng
kakak tua kaki skodeng
Ada seekor burung kakak tua yang sangat cerdik dan mempunyai pandangan mata yang sangat tajam sehingga boleh menembusi apa-apa halangan yang menutup matanya (Transparent le tu... )
Setiap pagi burung ini akan bertenggek di dalam sangkarnya yang tergantung di tingkap. Rumah tuan punye burung ni terletak di antara sekolah rendah dan kuaters guru Setiap pagi ada 3 orang cikgi melintas di hadapan rumah tuan punye burung ni dari sekolah ke kuaters guru, oleh itu hari-hari lah burung ni perhati 3 orang cikgi yang bertutup litup tuh ke hulu ke hilir... ke hulu, ke hilir.....
Setiap hari burung ni tengok cikgi-cikgi tu atas bawah, atas bawah.. Bila dia boring dia menyanyi -nyanyi... . tak pun, dia akan baca skrip cerita sembilu 2... lama-lama makin boring pulak... so dia ternampak le si cikgi-cikgi tu berderet jalan slow-slow nak pergi ke sekolah Burung ni pun kuyu-kuyukan mata dia... then tonyoh tonyoh sikit mata dia... dah tu dia kibas-kibas kan kepak dia... pas tu dia jerit kuat-kuat... .
"BELANG!! PUTIH!! BIRU!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi tadi sama-sama menoleh ke arah burung tu dan pandang ke depan semula. Mereka jalan cepat-cepat... Sampai di sekolah mereka cuma saling pandang memandang..... Keesokan harinya cikgi-cikgi tu pun macam biasa lalu depan burung tu lagi. Bila balik ke rumah kuaters guru, burung tu buat dek je... bila cikgi ni nak ke sekolah, burung tu jerit lagi...
"PUTIH!!! BUNGA-BUNGA!!! PINK!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi tu terkejut... dan berjalan cepat-cepat lagi...sampai di sekolah depa pun tanya sesama depa.....cikgi pertama bercakap "camna burung kakak tua tu tau warna sepender yang kita pakai?" Cikgi kedua menjawab "Tak tau pulak ... . ahli sihir ke apa ntah... .." . Cikgi ketiga mencelah "Alah..kebetulan je agaknyer... .. tak pe, kita tengok besok pulak camana... " Keesokan hari nya macam biasa... pagi-pagi cikgi-cikgi tu lalu depan rumah burung tu... . burung tengah bersenam memusing-musingkan kepaknya 360 darjah... ....."Iyah! iyah! lapan lapan lagi... satu... dua... " dan seterusnya. Bila cikgi ni nak ke sekolah, lalu lagi depan burung... . Burung pun tengok... . dia jerit lagi..
KELABU!! HIJAU!! PURPLE!!"
Cikgi-cikgi berlari-lari anak tanpa menoleh ke kiri dan ke kanan. Setiba di sekolah guru mereka berbicara lagi... Cikgi pertama "Memang betul apa yang burung tu cakap... . heh, apa nak buat hah?". Cikgi kedua "Kita mesti buat something untuk uji burung tu... ".Cikgi ketiga... ."Aku tau... apa kata esok kita semua pakai color hitam". "Okey...Set!!!!!" balas depa... .. Keesokan harinya... ... sama juga... . bila< ke sekolah, burung tu jerit lagi... > HITAM!!HITAM!!HITAM!!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi tu berlari anak lagi... .di sekolah mereka berbincang... . cikgi pertama "Nampak nya burung tu mempunyai pandangan mata yang transparent... "
Cikgi kedua "Atau pun dia cuma boleh kenal warna... .".
Cikgi ketiga... "Betul tu, mungkin dia dah di latih untuk meneka warna, tapi tidak dilatih untuk meneka bentuk. Kengkawan, apa kata esok kita jangan pakai sepender langsung." "Orait!! Set!!" depa jawab.
Keesokan hari nya, lagi sekali macam biasa Di waktu pagi burung buat dek je... . bila cikgi-cikgi tu nak ke sekolah, burung tu tengok... . ditenungnye lama-lama... cikgi-cikgi tu mula tersenyum dan jalan slow-slow... ... sambil toleh-toleh kat burung tu... burung tu tengok lagi... . dia naik-naikkan matamacam Ziana Zain gitu... .dah tu pusing belakang... dia tengok lagi dengan cara menonggeng... ..dah tu dia pandang ke depan balik... . dia garu-garu kepala... dah tu usap-usap dagu... ..dia cekak pinggang... .. dah tu burung tu pegang dagu lagi... pastu dia senyum... ..dia jerit lagi kuat kali ni...
"LURUS!!! LURUS!! KERINTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi ni terus lari sampai tak cukup tanah gamak nyer... .. Razz
*cikgi=ganti nama pd cikgu pompuan yek...
Ada seekor burung kakak tua yang sangat cerdik dan mempunyai pandangan mata yang sangat tajam sehingga boleh menembusi apa-apa halangan yang menutup matanya (Transparent le tu... )
Setiap pagi burung ini akan bertenggek di dalam sangkarnya yang tergantung di tingkap. Rumah tuan punye burung ni terletak di antara sekolah rendah dan kuaters guru Setiap pagi ada 3 orang cikgi melintas di hadapan rumah tuan punye burung ni dari sekolah ke kuaters guru, oleh itu hari-hari lah burung ni perhati 3 orang cikgi yang bertutup litup tuh ke hulu ke hilir... ke hulu, ke hilir.....
Setiap hari burung ni tengok cikgi-cikgi tu atas bawah, atas bawah.. Bila dia boring dia menyanyi -nyanyi... . tak pun, dia akan baca skrip cerita sembilu 2... lama-lama makin boring pulak... so dia ternampak le si cikgi-cikgi tu berderet jalan slow-slow nak pergi ke sekolah Burung ni pun kuyu-kuyukan mata dia... then tonyoh tonyoh sikit mata dia... dah tu dia kibas-kibas kan kepak dia... pas tu dia jerit kuat-kuat... .
"BELANG!! PUTIH!! BIRU!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi tadi sama-sama menoleh ke arah burung tu dan pandang ke depan semula. Mereka jalan cepat-cepat... Sampai di sekolah mereka cuma saling pandang memandang..... Keesokan harinya cikgi-cikgi tu pun macam biasa lalu depan burung tu lagi. Bila balik ke rumah kuaters guru, burung tu buat dek je... bila cikgi ni nak ke sekolah, burung tu jerit lagi...
"PUTIH!!! BUNGA-BUNGA!!! PINK!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi tu terkejut... dan berjalan cepat-cepat lagi...sampai di sekolah depa pun tanya sesama depa.....cikgi pertama bercakap "camna burung kakak tua tu tau warna sepender yang kita pakai?" Cikgi kedua menjawab "Tak tau pulak ... . ahli sihir ke apa ntah... .." . Cikgi ketiga mencelah "Alah..kebetulan je agaknyer... .. tak pe, kita tengok besok pulak camana... " Keesokan hari nya macam biasa... pagi-pagi cikgi-cikgi tu lalu depan rumah burung tu... . burung tengah bersenam memusing-musingkan kepaknya 360 darjah... ....."Iyah! iyah! lapan lapan lagi... satu... dua... " dan seterusnya. Bila cikgi ni nak ke sekolah, lalu lagi depan burung... . Burung pun tengok... . dia jerit lagi..
KELABU!! HIJAU!! PURPLE!!"
Cikgi-cikgi berlari-lari anak tanpa menoleh ke kiri dan ke kanan. Setiba di sekolah guru mereka berbicara lagi... Cikgi pertama "Memang betul apa yang burung tu cakap... . heh, apa nak buat hah?". Cikgi kedua "Kita mesti buat something untuk uji burung tu... ".Cikgi ketiga... ."Aku tau... apa kata esok kita semua pakai color hitam". "Okey...Set!!!!!" balas depa... .. Keesokan harinya... ... sama juga... . bila< ke sekolah, burung tu jerit lagi... > HITAM!!HITAM!!HITAM!!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi tu berlari anak lagi... .di sekolah mereka berbincang... . cikgi pertama "Nampak nya burung tu mempunyai pandangan mata yang transparent... "
Cikgi kedua "Atau pun dia cuma boleh kenal warna... .".
Cikgi ketiga... "Betul tu, mungkin dia dah di latih untuk meneka warna, tapi tidak dilatih untuk meneka bentuk. Kengkawan, apa kata esok kita jangan pakai sepender langsung." "Orait!! Set!!" depa jawab.
Keesokan hari nya, lagi sekali macam biasa Di waktu pagi burung buat dek je... . bila cikgi-cikgi tu nak ke sekolah, burung tu tengok... . ditenungnye lama-lama... cikgi-cikgi tu mula tersenyum dan jalan slow-slow... ... sambil toleh-toleh kat burung tu... burung tu tengok lagi... . dia naik-naikkan matamacam Ziana Zain gitu... .dah tu pusing belakang... dia tengok lagi dengan cara menonggeng... ..dah tu dia pandang ke depan balik... . dia garu-garu kepala... dah tu usap-usap dagu... ..dia cekak pinggang... .. dah tu burung tu pegang dagu lagi... pastu dia senyum... ..dia jerit lagi kuat kali ni...
"LURUS!!! LURUS!! KERINTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cikgi-cikgi ni terus lari sampai tak cukup tanah gamak nyer... .. Razz
*cikgi=ganti nama pd cikgu pompuan yek...
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